And when the night is cold and dark

( 'Cause no one can take away your right to fight and to never surrender )

I love the internet and all and every little aspect of it but I'm officially ashamed of the human race.

How could you?!

( [Brian] )

( Nate )

So a little droid birdie told me I'm going to be out of a job soon. I'd wax on here about my college degree, years of experience, excellent sense of humor, and great beauty but I'll remind you all I'm the reincarnate of R2-D2.

You know you'd want a programmer on staff who's R2-D2. Don't lie.

Biased people who aren't accessible need not reply. And people in buildings without elevators.

HELP. I NEED SOMEBODY.

I have a very serious question for all of you. DON'T GO RUNNING. NO PEOPLE OR DROIDS OR WOOKIES OR WHAT-HAVE-YOU SHALL BE HARMED IN THIS EXPERIMENT.

I'm wondering why music seems to have a triggering reaction in people. You know word association games? I need you to listen to songs the whole way through and tell me what comes to mind. Ready?

( COME ONE. COME ALL )

ATTENTION:

One, single (and not wanting to change), free-lance female is looking for possible Force users. Said female needs to not only find a princess (who better not be in another castle), deliver a message (please don’t shoot the messenger), and find her headmate’s buddies (untranslated: beep, whirr-beep)

This is not the droid you’re looking for, ladies and gents.